No. When Bacon runs.
"Running has got to be the WORST torture ever," Heather Bacon said as she watched skinny bitches run through wherever it is that skinny bitches run.
Who the hell is Heather Bacon? Well, that's ME. I'm pretty hell bent on proving that I can follow the Couch-to-5K program, http://www.coolrunning.com/engine/2/2_3/181.shtml , become one of those skinny bitches myself AND do the impossible... turn into a runner. Is it possible? Maybe, maybe not. But I figure if I blog about it, and people actually start reading it, then I will be held accountable. Right? RIGHT.
Week 1 Day 1 begins tomorrow morning bright and early. Half the battle will be getting my big butt up and out of bed at 5:00am. I know, I know. 5:00am? Holy crapola that's early! But, with two kids (a three year old and an almost 4 month old) time is in short supply and that seems like the most feasible time period to start my mission. We'll see how it goes, and I'll definitely be blogging about it tomorrow.